![]() “Be as bold as the first man or to eat an oyster.” - Shirley Chisholm ![]() “When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.” - John Madden “Share your strengths, not your weaknesses.” - Yogi Bhajan “Sugar, it’s no parade but you’ll get down the street one way or another, so you’d just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace.” - Barbara Kingsolver “The cause of most of man’s unhappiness is sacrificing what he wants most for what he wants now.” - Gordon B. “What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?” - George Eliot Funniest Minion Quotes Of The Week (With images) “Do not fear the thorns in your path, for they draw only corrupt blood.” - Gibran Khalil Gibran Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.“Always do what you are afraid to do.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson.There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord! The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition.It’s been a rough week but on a positive note… I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?.The floor looked sad, so I thought it needed a hug! I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding.I don’t know what this cow is going through but I can relate.My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, Cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup! Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing.Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!.Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.Did you know #Diet” stands for: Did I eat that?.My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores.Love is… not having to hold your farts in anymore.There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning. ![]() Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue.
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